Heather Locklear threw a little accidental shade at David Spade's new gf, but he can't possibly be pissed because she also dropped a huge advertisement ... We got Heather at LAX and asked why Spade has an endless track record of scoring smoking hot chicks -- including Heather. Spade's secret is simple, according to Heather -- giant sense of humor and something else ... Fun fact: The "Mister" Heather refers to in the clip is her dog.
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